That's right...
you missed it!
I turned 22 on Monday
The Queen keeps blabbing about what a big fat liar I am,
but I've got the picture to prove it.
Now you tell me?
Does that look like a 30-year-old?
Didn't think so.
Mom was never much good at math.
Anyway... that's my story
So what, you may ask, did I do for this momentous occasion?
I dropped the Ogre Child off with her "Aunt" Brenda and went out for a night with Prince Charming.
I know you are dying to hear about the drunken endeavors as we bar-hopped through Aggiville.
Unfortunately, due to my birthday present I was unable to drink alcohol...
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So for those of you who don't already know...
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I have some big news to announce...
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I'm sure you'll all be as excited as I am...
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That's right!!!
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I GOT A TATTOO!!!
ubi dubium ibi libertas
"Where there is doubt there is freedom."
And in case you're scratching your head as to why I chose this phrase...
I was raised to question everything.
Never be afraid to question something.
Doubt creates freedom of thought.
When you cease to doubt, you become a slave to the ideas of someone else.
"Believe nothing,
no matter where you read it,
or who said it,
no matter if I have said it,
unless it agrees with your own reason
and your own common sense."
-- Buddha
Note: For those of you who really want to know what it feels like...
This summer go out and get a sunburn. One of those that you don't know you have until you scrape something across it and scream. Now come inside and find a hardwood pencil. Break the lead off so the sharp wood is all that is left at the tip. Hand the broken pencil to your child and tell them to draw a picture on your sunburn. No... it is NOT a pleasant feeling unless you are some sick masocistic freak... however, it is brief and bearable. I'll definately be getting another one as soon as the checking account stops having siezures.
