Wednesday, January 13, 2010

My next 30 years!!

That's right...
you missed it!
I turned 22 on Monday
with 8 years experience

The Queen keeps blabbing about what a big fat liar I am,
but I've got the picture to prove it.


Now you tell me? 
Does that look like a 30-year-old? 
Didn't think so. 
Mom was never much good at math.

Anyway... that's my story
and since she can't find anything in her house I know there's no way for her to produce a copy of my birth certificate.

So what, you may ask, did I do for this momentous occasion?

I dropped the Ogre Child off with her "Aunt" Brenda and went out for a night with Prince Charming.

I know you are dying to hear about the drunken endeavors as we bar-hopped through Aggiville.

Unfortunately, due to my birthday present I was unable to drink alcohol...

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So for those of you who don't already know...

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I have some big news to announce...

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I'm sure you'll all be as excited as I am...

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That's right!!!

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I GOT A TATTOO!!!



ubi dubium ibi libertas
"Where there is doubt there is freedom."

And in case you're scratching your head as to why I chose this phrase...

I was raised to question everything. 
Never be afraid to question something. 
Doubt creates freedom of thought. 
When you cease to doubt, you become a slave to the ideas of someone else.

"Believe nothing,
no matter where you read it,
or who said it,
no matter if I have said it,
unless it agrees with your own reason
and your own common sense."
-- Buddha

Note: For those of you who really want to know what it feels like...
This summer go out and get a sunburn.  One of those that you don't know you have until you scrape something across it and scream.  Now come inside and find a hardwood pencil.  Break the lead off so the sharp wood is all that is left at the tip.  Hand the broken pencil to your child and tell them to draw a picture on your sunburn.  No... it is NOT a pleasant feeling unless you are some sick masocistic freak... however, it is brief and bearable.  I'll definately be getting another one as soon as the checking account stops having siezures.

7 comments:

The Queen said...

it speaks.. wow.. ok.. it types.. but still.. it's alive... yea..

MrsW said...

There ya are - Happy New Year - how does marking yourself for life with permanent ink stop you consuming vast amounts of alcohol on the occasion of your twenty-tenth birthday? Are you a lightweight or something?

Kelly Dawn said...

i love it! but i already told you that on facebook :) I want another one too - I started at none on my 40th birthday - by the time i got 41 - i now have two :)I want a third one - :)

Sorry it took me so long to find you :)

Kelly Dawn said...

ok i cant find your button girl!! tell me where it is? trying to link you up in my new layout :)

The Queen said...

you have strange peeps leaving comments.. I don't read %$$#$##$%$##Q@@#$%HTW@@#$@ please tell us what they said..

The Queen said...

YOU MAY HAVE TO GO BACK TO BLOGGING TO AVOID A BLOGGER UPROAR... I'M JUST SAYING.. IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT OUR BLOGGER BATTLES..

Dual Mom said...

I'm stopping over from your mother's place...I can't believe there are two of you!

My life shall never be the same...

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