To those of you who live in temperate or tropical climates and are basking in the 80's and 90's...
THE WEATHER HERE SUCKS AND IT REMINDED ME OF YOU!!
(I hope you get hit by a hurricane!)
To those of you who love snowmen and fluffy white flakes and crisp winter air...
THE WEATHER HERE SUCKS AND IT REMINDED ME OF YOU!!
(I hope you frostbite your toes!)
To those of you who pack up all your shit and head south for the winter to avoid the cold...
THE WEATHER HERE SUCKS AND IT REMINDED ME OF YOU!!
(Should have left sooner jackass!)
To those of you who know how to cook all the comfort foods I crave on chilly days...
THE WEATHER HERE SUCKS AND IT REMINDED ME OF YOU!!
(Can I please have the recipes?)
To those of you in Nebraska who got a shit ton of snow on Saturday...
NOW THAT KIND OF WEATHER SUCKS ASS... REMINDED ME OF YOU!!
(Granny excluded)
To those of you in Nebraska who didn't get a shit ton of snow on Saturday...
THE WEATHER WAS STILL COLD AND SUCKED MAJOR ASS... REMINDED ME OF YOU!!
(I hope your balls freeze to your chin while you're trying to pull your heads out of your asses!)
To those of you who really have no idea why that last comment was so horrific...
THE WEATHER HERE SUCKS AND IT REMINDED ME OF MY FAMILY!!
(If they get a really cold winter, they might be grateful when they die and go to HELL!)
To those of you who simply cannot understand this kind of resentment...
THE WEATHER HERE SUCKS AND SO DOES MY ATTITUDE!!
(I'm projecting my disapproval onto people who deserve it so those I love can survive being trapped in the house with me!)
To those of you who can remain chipper and positive whether the temperature is 104 or 40 below...
THE WEATHER HERE SUCKS AND IT REMINDED ME OF YOU!!
(Your emotional sunshine doesn't mean crap to me... give me REAL WARM SUNSHINE!)
To those of you who read this and got a chuckle out of it...
IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE, BUT THE ROSES ARE STILL BLOOMING...
(AND THAT REMINDED ME OF YOU!!)
Awwwww... ain't I just sweet as sugar?!?! hehe